October 2, 2012

Key & Peele: Annual East/West Collegiate Bowl

From Key & Peele, the Comedy Central sketch show starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele. (The announcer named "Jeff Worthing" is played by sportscaster Bill Seward, whom I went to school with from first through twelfth grade.)

It's not really college football without also an African name, such as Ngowa Mbube (delivered with a BBC announcer accent), a Haitian name such as Jean-Francois Perrier, and a West Indian name such as Cumberbatch Duncan-Forecastle.

Also, speaking of BYU, here's my posting on Mormon names, such as "Azer Baloo," "Bretile," "Clemouth, "Denim Levi," "D'Loaf," "EdDean," and "ElVoid."

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really liked Jill Sprecher's CLOCKWATCHERS.

THIN ICE is like FARGO as directed by Mamet. Very clever movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaFTKugPrY

wren said...

Some of those accents sound just like Obama in that tape released today.

Anonymous said...

That was scary.

Master Dogen said...

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdXesX6mYUE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3E9Wjbq44E

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This is mainstream culture among young kids of all races. How can gop brand appeal to future voters?

Anonymous said...

It's not a good parody because it's too close to reality.

Anonymous said...

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Brawndo College

Truth said...

It got a little old after the first four or five names. The crescendo was weak.

Steve Sailer said...

Needed an African name like, say, Mbube Ngowa (the player should have a veddy veddy English accent) and a Haitian name like Jean-Franciosie Perrier.

Steve Sailer said...

Also, a Jamaican name like Cumberbatch Forecastle.

Anonymous said...

@Truth

You mad?

DYork said...

David Alan Grier underrated talent:

Loveline - DAG turns medical terms into black kids' names

Anonymous said...

What's astounding is that these names aren't too far from the reality. Troofie, can black people name a kid now without an apostrophe? Does anyone want to bet on when we'll see our first ampersand or semi-colon?

peterike said...

That was so racist that even racists think it's racist.

Anonymous said...

Do black folks get it?

Anonymous said...

Now, for the names of the cheerleaders:

Ja'mei-sha Jackson

Jameesha Washington

Jameshia King

Jumeeshia Jackson

Joome'sha Taylor

Ja'me'shea King

Gareth Wilson said...

It's a bit off on the surnames. "Funny" black surnames are either African or French, not made up like the given names.

Geoff Matthews said...

No player at Saskatchewan University would have that name. Needs more Ukrainian in it.

Truth said...

"@Truth

You mad?"

Uh, no, no...probably not.

Anonymous said...

Mormons are not christian.