Even though she's the single person most likely to be elected President next year, I almost never write about Hillary Clinton because, frankly, after all these long tedious years of hearing about her, my eyes glaze over just reading her name. In fact, to write this, I had to go look up whether there was one L or two Ls in "Hillary." *
But, now I've finally heard (from Mickey Kaus) about Hillary's "body person," the ineffably lovely Huma Abedin. Is Hillary's Saudi-raised scheduler, who is of South Asian Muslim descent, a deep plant of the Saudi intelligence service sent undercover with Hillary? Who knows? Whatever, it's much more fun to make up stuff about Huma than to think about Hillary.
* To my surprise, I discovered that her name is spelled with just one L, but the L follows two consecutive Is. The second I is capitalized, however, so nobody previously ever noticed that it's spelled "HiIlary."