December 24, 2004

John Derbyshire on Baseball and Steroids

More of the Derb's Christmas Classics: To the tune of "Let It Snow!":


Let Them Grow!

The steroid abuse is frightful
But the games are so delightful!
Since the ball players thrill us so —
Let them grow! Let them grow! Let them grow!

Now Giambi and Bonds are admitting
There's more than just skill to their hitting,
And baseball is just a freak show —
Let them grow! Let them grow! Let them grow!


My published articles are archived at iSteve.com -- Steve Sailer

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